转载自无名氏

#include<bits/stdc++.h>
#include<windows.h>
using namespace std;
const int blue=0,yellow=1,red=2,green=3,purple=4,white=5;//颜色常量 
void color(int c){
    switch(c)
    {
        case red:SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), FOREGROUND_INTENSITY | FOREGROUND_RED);break;
        case green:SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), FOREGROUND_INTENSITY | FOREGROUND_GREEN);break;
        case yellow:SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), FOREGROUND_INTENSITY | FOREGROUND_RED |FOREGROUND_GREEN);break;
        case blue:SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), FOREGROUND_INTENSITY | FOREGROUND_BLUE);break;
        case white:SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), FOREGROUND_INTENSITY | FOREGROUND_RED |FOREGROUND_GREEN | FOREGROUND_BLUE);break;
        case purple:SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), FOREGROUND_INTENSITY | FOREGROUND_RED |FOREGROUND_BLUE);break;
    }
}
void gotoxy(int x,int y){
    COORD position;
    position.X=x;
    position.Y=y;
    SetConsoleCursorPosition(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), position);
}
void print(string s,int time)
{

    for(int i=0;i<s.size();i++)
    {
        cout<<s[i];
        Sleep(time);
    }
}
int main(){
    system("mode con lines=60 cols=188");
    srand(time(NULL));
    while(1)
    {
        int cor=rand()%6;
        color(cor);
        int time=rand()%5+3;
        int str=rand()%6;
        int x=rand()%160;
        int y=rand()%55;
        gotoxy(x,y);
        string s;
        if(str==0) s="不要以为你是管理员你就可以乱诬蔑人！";
        else if(str==1) s="不要以为你做不来就乱说别人。你没有证据！！";
        else if(str==2) s="洛谷，就是管理员享有最高权力，你认为我是抄的，你就棕吧，你甚至可以封我的号!!";
        else if(str==3) s="群众的眼睛是雪亮的！！！！！！";
        else if(str==4) s="如果你封了我，会让全天下的oiers知道，洛谷管理员的腐朽！！！";
        else s="洛谷将会臭名昭著！！！";
        print(s,time);
    }
    return 0;
}