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\begin{gathered}\colorbox{red}{\color{white}{\bf{MONKEY APPEARS}}}\end{gathered}\cr
\color{white}{\text{我们正在提醒各位观猴的人们,也就是看到这份警告的您:}}\cr
\begin{gathered}\color{white}{\bf{\text{道路千万条,规范第一条。}}}\end{gathered}\cr
\begin{gathered}\color{white}{\bf{\text{观猴又对线,禁言两行泪。}}}\end{gathered}\cr
\textcolor{#b0b0b0}{\underline{\kern{280pt}}}\cr
\begin{gathered}\end{gathered}
\begin{gathered}\color{white}{\text{为什么您会收到这条消息?这是因为:}}\end{gathered}\cr
\begin{gathered}\color{white}{\bf{\underline{\text{某些猴子可能会发起挑衅,使您与它对线,从而达到哗众取宠的目的}}}}\end{gathered}\cr
\begin{gathered}\color{white}{\text{我们建议,您在观猴的时候,注意以下几点:}}\end{gathered}\cr\kern{280pt}\cr[-10pt]
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&\bullet \color{yellow}\textbf{\text{不要和猴子疯狂对线——永远不要。}} \cr
&\bullet \color{yellow}\textbf{\text{不要试图对其进行劝导或劝诫,它听不进去!}} \cr
&\bullet \color{yellow}\textbf{\text{不要对猴子那可怜的IP进行DDoS攻击,请怜悯猴子们。}} \cr
&\bullet \color{yellow}\textbf{\text{不要远程控制或关猴子的电脑——给猴子一些尊重罢。}} \cr
&\bullet \color{yellow}\textbf{\text{不要不停地回复猴子——请让它尽情耍猴。}} \cr
\end{aligned}\cr
\begin{gathered}\color{white}{\text{同时,我们建议您做这些事情:}}\end{gathered}\cr
\begin{aligned}&\kern{280pt}\cr[-10pt]
&\bullet \color{yellow}\textbf{\text{静静地窥屏并等待管理员の出现。}} \cr
&\bullet \color{yellow}\textbf{\text{多看看陶片。}} \cr
&\bullet \color{yellow}\textbf{\text{举报猴子。}} \cr
&\bullet \color{yellow}\textbf{\text{适当地和猴子对线。}} \cr
&\bullet \color{yellow}\textbf{\text{奔走相告,让更多人前来观猴。}} \cr
\end{aligned}\cr
\begin{gathered}\color{white}{\text{最后,我们为这只可怜的猴子献上:}}\end{gathered}\cr
\begin{gathered}\color{red}\Large\frak\fcolorbox{#40f0f0}{#faffe0}{Write my name in front of the \bf MOUNTAINS!}\end{gathered}\cr
\textcolor{#b0b0b0}{\underline{\kern{280pt}}}\cr
\begin{gathered}\color{white}{\small \text{如果你也想获得这份警告,请复制以下链接:}}\end{gathered}\cr
\begin{gathered}\color{white}{\small
https://www.luogu.com.cn/paste/ukfqttui}
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